capecod-arabella:

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

so many concerts, wrong country

spookystrid:

danf1sh:

Is this How to Train your Dragon?

yes

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

lxislost:

lxislost:

What a cutie~
Go ahead and drag

I’m still amazed how this keeps getting notes, like, right when I think it dies out, boom! It pops up again. I dunno, just some random thoughts I thought I’d say. Carry on.

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

meeting a new elf

plincess-cho:

so are you like a “i only know sorry sorry and siwon” type of fan or “i can identify all of the members by their butts” fan?

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Follow Ultrafacts!

Dogs are very smart

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

morice:

blaineheavenanderson:

thesmallestactofkindness:

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

are you satan

you really do not live up to your url

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get sent I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

xamity:

ethareal:

YEAHHHHH dO THIS

pleaSSE

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

greekmythlulz:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

Oh my Gods NEED!

TUMBLR SECRET SANTA: REBLOG THIS AND BY DECEMBER 1ST YOULL GET A URL IN YOUR ASK BOX. YOU WILL SEND THE PERSONS WHO URL THAT IS CUTE HAPPY MESSAGES UNTIL CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS DAY YOU GO OFF ANON AND LET THEM KNOW YOURE THEIR SECRET SANTA. SO REBLOG TO JOIN AND SPREAD THE WORD SO I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.