i would hire him for this flyer alone
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
this is the all time best post
I am all about giant dogs
the fact that like half of them are still trying to be lapdogs ~ bless
She’s probably learned that elephants who destroy fences get shot. Politeness doesnt have much to do with it. Where’s her herd? Is she traveling alone?
lms if you’re 5’2”
do i get to reblog this because im 6’2?
youre literally a foot taller than me get out of my sight
youre already out of my sight who are you wHERE ARE YOU?
she’s done such a fantastic job on insects, especially the fluffy little bumblebee
WHOA ADORABLE BUG PEOPLE
This is hilarious for me as it comes right after my friend Eddie telling me that the way Japanese honeybees kill hornet invaders is by cuddling them to death.
Turns out, Japanese hornets, though they’re big and mean, can’t survive at the maximum temperature that the little bumbles can. So when a hornet crashes their hive, the little honeybees in all their cute fuzzy glory surround the hornet and cuddle up to it, piling more and more on top of the group hug mound until the hornet overheats to death.
In other words, Hornet-sempai better watch his fucking back.
Jennifer Lawrence feels her powers fade as Lupita Nyong’o rises to become the next supreme
if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FOREVER FOR THIS TO BE ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
KOOL it works, i think…
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems